The following article is a satirical take on New York Jets QB Aaron Rodgers.
The Aaron Rodgers era is a “full-go” for the New York Jets in 2023. Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers went their separate ways this off-season. After over one month of negotiating, the Jets and Packers finally agreed to the trade just days before the 2023 NFL Draft. Aaron Rodgers has been busy so far in his short time with the Jets, even making comments that had fans thrashing him on social media. Today, another report surfaced regarding Aaron Rodgers already complaining about the Jets’ roster.
New York Jets Head Coach Robert Saleh Opens Up About Aaron Rodgers Complaining About Roster
According to The Onion (a well known satire site):
NEW YORK—Complimenting the quarterback for the speed with which he’d acclimated to their team, members of the New York Jets coaching staff told reporters Wednesday they were impressed by how quickly Aaron Rodgers was complaining about the roster.
“It’s amazing to watch how Aaron’s mind works, how rapidly he found at least one thing about every single guy on this team that he absolutely loathes,” said Jets head coach Robert Saleh, adding that Rodgers had been proactive about meeting with wide receivers Garrett Wilson, Allen Lazard, and Mecole Hardman individually to offer them personalized criticism about their play. “Aaron has already come to us with detailed gripes about nearly everyone, from the veterans to the rookies, and even the guys he asked us to sign. He’s already giving the offensive line the silent treatment, and he showed up to the defense’s practice to complain about those guys too.
To have a veteran QB show from day one how seriously he takes grumbling about his teammates, it’s really inspiring our younger guys to bitch and moan as well. After all the controversy surrounding him coming here, we’re all just glad to see that Aaron is exactly the kind of locker-room cancer we hoped he’d be.” Jets general manager Joe Douglas told reporters that he was also impressed with how quickly Rodgers had demanded that the team’s entire coaching staff be fired.
From the sounds of it, the New York Jets’ front office is taking Aaron Rodgers’ complaints in stride. Even still, it seems a little odd that the front office is publicly talking about Aaron Rodgers openly criticizing their players. It is one thing to do it behind doors, but to open up to the public about it is a little different.
The New York Jets have certainly put pieces around Aaron Rodgers that should make for an interesting 2023 season.
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I’m just glad he’s out of GB. All that talent and he’s a prick and a terrible leader. He should retire and do commercials. He’s a DIVA!